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... How many have you tasted in order to get curious about the special flavor?

Goddammit, now there's two reasons.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Teledildonics marches forever forward.

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She looks so vaguely disappointed in everything around her.

Definitely a parent.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

One might even say it was quite ogrish, back in the day.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

They need to think more creatively. You're now focused on countering the enemy caster, and the party might be more distracted helping you to clear out the threat.

This is the perfect opportunity to take advantage of, and put some nice pressure down.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

A certain Martian is made very happy.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Tucking, or if that's uncomfortable, some people have success with underwear that's just a size down from their regular.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Repeated blunt force trauma, but carefully, to pulverize the bones for easier digestion.

You don't wanna break the casing, then all the good stuff comes out.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

"DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A MAN WHO'S HAD ALL HE CAN EAT‽"

[-] [email protected] 49 points 6 days ago

Oh, that would actually be a fun concept. A form of psychic link, that causes vivid hallucinations of what the "speaker" is projecting.

That could be used in some fucked ways.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

Look at Animal.

They keep him drugged up, and he's still barely controlled. Without the darts every 3 hours, he'd tear everyone else to shreds just to feed the hunger within him.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

Just always remember to flatten your palm when feeding samples to customers. They can get confused once your hand smells like food and try to bite your fingers.

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