ManFreakBeast

Her and her BF had been together a while and were already planning on getting married, but he's from Central America and on DACA so with Trump winning they decided to go ahead and seal the deal.

Anyway I guess I have a bachelor party to plan. What happens at those again? Doesn't a naked lady pop out of a fake cake? Where do you get giant fake cakes?

"No we're out right now."

"AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!"

"The online inventory is frequently off."

"NOOOOOOOO!"

So we don't laugh at CHUD and Lib slop anymore? Dang, what we gonna do now, read theory? I've already read Settlers like 8 times!