LetterboxPancake

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[–] LetterboxPancake 14 points 11 months ago

Yeah. The sum they owe him should be a "whoops we fucked up badly, sorry. Take these 175k while we think about what you could have made if we didn't. It's just to get you started, there'll be more next month."

[–] LetterboxPancake 2 points 11 months ago

Maybe this is why I like it. Maybe not.

[–] LetterboxPancake 4 points 11 months ago

Never lay your eyes on spring boot then.

/* This works because there's a bean with a specific name and a 
specific dependency that doesn't even share the same namespace. 

I don't know what it does, I think it's dark magic. 
Don't refactor any of this! */
[–] LetterboxPancake 3 points 11 months ago

Hmmm, sardines...

[–] LetterboxPancake 15 points 11 months ago

That sum is way too low, way too late and way too uncertain. What a fucking shame. He should spend the rest of his life in luxury with every wish fulfilled without even thinking about it. What a fucking shame!

[–] LetterboxPancake 7 points 11 months ago

I've read on the Google that his dick fell off when he played with it too much in front of his buddies in the Kremlin.

[–] LetterboxPancake 2 points 11 months ago

Jizz splinters?

[–] LetterboxPancake 8 points 11 months ago

Yeah thanks. You just made the top spot on my naughty list. No presents from me, pal!

[–] LetterboxPancake 16 points 11 months ago

Super gay. My oldest reusable bag is about 18 years old. She's a green/white French bag and I really love her.

Wait, I'm not gay. What kind of idiot would believe that bullshit?

[–] LetterboxPancake 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Those eyes creep me out

[–] LetterboxPancake 1 points 11 months ago

They really didn't take it too well, did they?

[–] LetterboxPancake 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Let me just chill in this amazing airport for some weeks. It'll be fun 💖"

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