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WYR: Be banished to a personal purgatory of your own design for 20 years, or exist exclusively on the internet for 20 years? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Internet for sure. 20 years of isolation would be maddening

WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah thats the kinda story I like

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You know what else is a party trick that would start conversations ....

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/[email protected]
WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Premature glittering

WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Thats the average conversation with a slrpnk user

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I must confess I went to your profile to check out any cosplay you had done. Nothing there :(

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Unless youre talking about greying. Completely forgot old people exist for a moment

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're not getting extra hair, just the color change

WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Your time keeping is sub par!

WYR: be able to eat anything you want and have it be perfect nutrition or have to only sleep 1 hour a day and be fully rested? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Aaaand there's the plot twist. I AM chronically online

WYR: Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing that you'll clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard? Please hurry in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

One must know what one is capable of

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WYR: be able to eat anything you want and have it be perfect nutrition or have to only sleep 1 hour a day and be fully rested? (literature.cafe)
 

I want food honestly. I enjoy sleeping, its time my mind isnt conscious and that's a positive for us all.

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Aunty Donna - Anti-Doping agency (youtu.be)
 

Sorry it's a video link 😭

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The Shadows Over Innsmouth by HP Lovecraft (hplovecraft.com)
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“My Cheesecake-Shaped Poverty,” by Haruki Murakami (www.newyorker.com)
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The Guest by Albert Camus (www.theatlantic.com)
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I wonder if they're hiring? (literature.cafe)
 
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The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas by Ursula K. Le Guin (files.libcom.org)
 

Ursula K. Le Guin is a fantastic writer of speculative fiction and the author of the earthsea fantasy series.

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Took me disappointingly long (literature.cafe)
 
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There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury (www.btboces.org)
 

Ray Bradbury is bloody brilliant writrer of Fahrenheit 451)

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Araby by James Joyce (www.plato-philosophy.org)
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You Perfect, Broken Thing by C.L Clark (www.uncannymagazine.com)
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Story of Your Life by Ted Chiang (fyp.uoregon.edu)
 

Maybe my favourite short story ever. Def top 5. The story on which the incredible Dennis Vellenuve movie Arrival is based. Which is also my favorite movie. Basically I couldnt recommend this story enough!

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