JimVanDeventer

joined 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

But it isn't a mystery at all. The moon is moving away from us. For billions of years the moon's apparent size was larger than the sun. For billions of years later it will appear smaller. It's simply a lucky coincidence we live in this moment in time, in that regard.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Pedophiles in the olympics, our strange toilets with the "poop shelf"; I just can't win today.

Edit: it's so you can inspect it. How is everyone else inspecting their poo?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Nobody loves communism more than Trump.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I made a rather mean comment and I am disappointed in myself. It was meant as a joke. Please accept my apology.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Did you put it back in the refrigerator? Did Mom find it under your bed? This wasn't an accident; someone made an intentional power move and your family is toxic.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Fellow embarrassed Dutch guy chiming in.

Edit: why did I get down voted for being an embarrassed Dutch guy? LOL, that's what we are!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I am about as Dutch as they come, but I'm also apparently Irish (short). Anyway, an ex is Sri Lankan. My current husband (current husband? How many do I plan on having?) is Tamil. I have heard many sides to the fight. Love that fruity bum script, though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

"Softening," my ass!

Call me. 😉

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

When I think of whales holding their breath for hours, I get anxious. I know they evolved differently. But if I suddenly became a whale, I'd be hearing the Sonic drowning music in my head all the time.

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