JesussNailTechnician

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Make you a fluffernutter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Make sure you wear your brown thong!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can’t steal it when it has no value.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We could eat Taco Bell and have a farting competition.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy shit, if you were waiting like this in my office my wife would be so angry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I’d lick it, stick it and impregnate it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You pick it up, swing it around and toss it right in the asshole from about twenty feet away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’ll give you a promotion to concubine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every load should be shot into that pussy though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

She didn’t take this picture though.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I’d toss that salad for days.

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