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The lengths we have to go to in c/[email protected]

[–] Jakylla 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not any standard (and actually not at all something to do for real), but try it, it works

def magic(a, b, c):
    if a > 0:
    	if b > 0:
    	   		if c > 0:
    	   		  return 'All positive'
    
    return 'Not all positive'

print(magic(1,2,3))
print(magic(-1,1,2))
print(magic(1,-1,0))
print(magic(-1,-1,-2))

(you should be able to verify I used both tab and spaces f*cking bad way in this example, like I described)

Output:

All positive
Not all positive
Not all positive
Not all positive


** Process exited - Return Code: 0 **
Press Enter to exit terminal

The lengths we have to go to in c/[email protected]

[–] Jakylla 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

4 Spaces, then one tab, then 3 spaces, then 2 tabs, then 2 spaces, then 3 tabs...

Python supports that (and I hate this)

To name the Months in c/linguistics_humor

[–] Jakylla 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Going to memorize the elements

Traditional week

Sunday
Moonday
Fireday
Waterday
Woodday
Goldday
Soilday

But a new version just dropped:

Modernized week

Hydrogenday
Heliumday
Lithiumday
Berylliumday
Boronday
Carbonday
Nitrogenday

To name the Months in c/linguistics_humor

[–] Jakylla 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"clearing the forest of trees for field month"

Favorite month for Amazon forest

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xkcd #1597: Git (imgs.xkcd.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Jakylla to c/[email protected]

30 comments fedilink

Title text: If that doesn't fix it, git.txt contains the phone number of a friend of mine who understands git. Just wait through a few minutes of 'It's really pretty simple, just think of branches as...' and eventually you'll learn the commands that will fix everything.

Transcript

[Cueball points to a computer on a desk while Ponytail and Hairy are standing further away behind an office chair.]

Cueball: This is git. It tracks collaborative work on projects through a beautiful distributed graph theory tree model.
Ponytail: Cool. How do we use it?
Cueball: No idea. Just memorize these shell commands and type them to sync up. If you get errors, save your work elsewhere, delete the project, and download a fresh copy.

5

[🌻 Suggestions] Earthling Ed: But vegans own iPhones AND wear fast fashion? Campus debate. (tournesol.app)

submitted 1 year ago by Jakylla to c/tournesol

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🌻 Global score: +54
📊 22 comparisons by 5 contributors
👆 Highly recommended as important and actionable (+40)

This week, this video went up to the 6th place of the most recommended video aired in the last 12 month on all english video on Tournesol !

Direct link to watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/gD-3-Yeotdw

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xkcd #2811: Free Fallin' (imgs.xkcd.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Jakylla to c/[email protected]

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Title text: Their crash investigation team had some particularly harsh words for Dave Matthews.

Transcript

[Map of San Fernando Valley, California, with dotted line labeled “flight path” and several other features marked on and around the line:]

Tom Petty home [in Reseda]
vampires [on Ventura Boulevard, with an arrow pointing west]
boys (bad) [mountains south west of Reseda]
girls (good) (sad) [plains north east of Reseda]
glide phase [arrow pointing towards flight path, over Mulholland Drive, south east of Reseda]
skywriting incident [near Van Nuys, east of Reseda, loops in flight path]
? [at end of flight path, near Burbank, east of Reseda]

[In the top left of the map, the logo of the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB)]

[Caption below the panel:] Due to an obscure law, if you download a song onto a flight data recorder and send it to the NTSB, they have to do a report on it.

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xkcd #2700: Account Problems (imgs.xkcd.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Jakylla to c/[email protected]

10 comments fedilink

Title text: My password is just every Unicode codepoint concatenated into a single UTF-8 string.

Transcript

[Cueball carries an open laptop over to Ponytail, holding it in both hands. The screen shows a box filling the screen with some text on lines. Ponytail is sitting in an office chair with her laptop at her desk. She has turned her head away from the computer looking at Cueball's screen.]

Cueball: Can you help me with my account?
Ponytail: Oh no.

[Cueball holds his laptop up in front of Ponytail who has turned the chair so she faces him, with her hands in her lap. Her table is not drawn.]

Cueball: No no, I promise it's a normal problem this time.
Ponytail: Okay. Fine. What is it?

[Cueball holds both hands out palm up towards Ponytail who is sitting with his laptop in her lap typing on it.]

Cueball: I included a null string terminator as part of my password, and now I can't-
Ponytail: How?!
Cueball: They said to use special characters!

5

[Top🌻Suggestions] Science4All (English): TikTok: Xi's mighty remote control (ft. @ApresLaBiere) (tournesol.app)

submitted 1 year ago by Jakylla to c/tournesol

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🌻 Global score: +52
📊 46 comparisons by 13 contributors
👆 Highly recommended as important and actionable (+52)

🇫🇷 Also available in French: +70🌻 (📊 321 comparisons by 115 users)
Science4All: TikTok : la machine de propagande la plus puissante de l'histoire (ft. @ApresLaBiere)

This week, this video went up to the 8th place of the most recommended video aired in the last 12 month on all english video on Tournesol !

3

[Top🌻recommendation] Philoxime: IA: comment réagir à la Fin du travail ? (tournesol.app)

submitted 1 year ago by Jakylla to c/[email protected]

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🌻 Recommendation: +66
📊 128 comparisons par 35 utilisateurs
👆 Recommandé particulièrement car important et actionnable (+64)

À ce jour, 18e vidéo en Français la mieux recommandée sur Tournesol, sortie dans les 12 derniers mois.

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xkcd #1172: Workflow (imgs.xkcd.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Jakylla to c/[email protected]

52 comments fedilink

Title text: There are probably children out there holding down spacebar to stay warm in the winter! YOUR UPDATE MURDERS CHILDREN.

Transcript

[Changelog for version 10.17 of a piece of software.]

One change listed: "The CPU no longer overheats when you hold down the spacebar"
Comments: LongtimeUser4 writes: This update broke my workflow! My control key is hard to reach, so I hold spacebar instead, and I configured Emacs to interpret a rapid temperature rise as "control".
Admin writes: That's horrifying.
LongtimeUser4 writes: Look, my setup works for me. Just add an option to reenable spacebar heating.

Every change breaks someone's workflow.

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xkcd #2807: Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude) (imgs.xkcd.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Jakylla to c/[email protected]

2 comments fedilink

Title text: Positive vibes/longitudes only

Transcript

[There is a map of the world with positive longitudes and negative longitudes overlapping. Caption above the map:]

Bad Map Projection #152:
Longitude=ABS(Longitude)
Whoops, made all longitudes positive

[The land masses are represented in white, and the oceans in light grey. Some capital cities, countries and geographical features are labeled.]

[Near Siberia, among the other city names, is indicated:]

Franklin's very lost expedition

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L'angle interdit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Jakylla to c/[email protected]

1 comments fedilink

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xkcd #2806: Anti-Vaxxers (imgs.xkcd.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Jakylla to c/[email protected]

57 comments fedilink

Title text: The vaccine stuff seems pretty simple. But if you take a closer look at the data, it's still simple, but bigger. And slightly blurry. Might need reading glasses.

Transcript

[Cueball, White Hat and Megan walking]

Cueball: I try to meet people where they are, but I have such a hard time with anti-vaxxers.

[Zoom out; a tree to the right is visible]

Cueball: The pandemic brought with it so much confusing stuff.
Cueball: Ambiguous data, weird tradeoffs, disagreements, dilemmas, and uncertainty.

[Zoom in on Cueball]

Cueball: It just feels like a miracle that the best and most effective intervention to reduce suffering also turned out to be one of the easiest and simplest.
Cueball: That never happens!

[Cueball, White Hat and Megan sitting around the tree]

Cueball: I hate that people are working so hard to make it complicated when it's one of the few things in this world that isn't.

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xkcd #2805: Global Atmospheric Circulation (imgs.xkcd.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Jakylla to c/[email protected]

4 comments fedilink

Title text: Refs generally say that you can exercise enough altitude control to avoid the ground, but if you start strategically choosing air layers to steer yourself, that's traveling.

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Comparison Challenge: Second Thought 🆚 Slidebean (tournesol.app)

submitted 1 year ago by Jakylla to c/tournesol

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For every comparisons these two videos appeared in, they were the recommended one against the other. It's time to compare them against each other, only one of them can be the best...

Link to the Comparison Challenge (on Tournesol website)

This week challenge opposes:

Second Thought: Your "Carbon Footprint" Is A Scam
- +46🌻, 17min, currently 14 comparisons by 3 users
Slidebean: The rotten company behind all porn
- +36🌻, 16min, currently 12 comparisons by 3 users

Let's fight !

Result will be published next week (after the next weekly Tournesol scores update publication).