Basically, I'm dirt poor. My pay sucks and I'm practically unemployable outside of my shit-tier job. I think I want to eventually get a master's or a BA in Computer Science, but for the time being I have nothing.
From the way I see it, invoosters are the only people anyone gives a damn about and I can think of investing as a method to get some of my surplus value back in a socially acceptable way. If it wasn't obvious enough already, I am American and this country would rather collapse than see the 1% give back even a penny that they looted from the middle class. Even blue places would rather die than have more housing be built, and those lower the ~~homelessness~~...I mean, the investor's value.
My first thing I want to check out is Webull but there is something about the app that feels sketchy, and I can't put my finger on it.
Okay porky, you win. If you like invoosters so much, I'll be one. Happy?