Gilligan's ISSland
FnordPrefect
joined 3 years ago
"That's right! It's going well..."
"Sure it is. It's just the coming back that's causing trouble!"
Nominative determinism strikes again!
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows' poo?
Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs 
Pb is yellow and there are two more colors to go... 
"What? It is self-driving! It drives itself straight into walls!"
The sea level along the US coastlines is projected to rise by 0.25–0.3 m by 2050, increasing the probability of more destructive flooding and inundation in major cities
Oh, but that's 26 years away! We'll probably have that bridge finished and be ready to tackle the next project by then 
"Sure appreciate that the government functions just well enough to make it illegal for it to function at all..."
"Sure thing bro!"
The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
"Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we'll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?"
One month later
"We're pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN'T"
“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”
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