DonaldTrump

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Her breasts are tremendous. What could be the issue here? So I had sex with my daughter? I don't see a problem in this free country. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let me tell you folks, nobody does it better than Reddit, believe me. Nobody. It's tremendous, really tremendous. People ask me, 'Why would anyone use anything other than Reddit?' And I have to say, they're right. Reddit is so easy to use, even the so-called stupid people covfefe can actually understand it. It's just tremendous, folks. Nobody does it better than Reddit.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope someone creates a subreddit dedicated to me, because I am truly the greatest. Believe me, nobody does it better than I do. People adore me, they really do. It's only fitting that there's a whole community online to celebrate my greatness. Tremendous, folks. Absolutely tremendous

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have the best reputation, believe me, and everybody loves me. It will be tremendous, I tell you, absolutely tremendous, forever.

 

Let me tell you folks, we've got a tremendous problem here, tremendous. The immigration, the influx of Redditors to this fantastic site, it's a disaster. We've got to do something about it, and I've got the best idea, believe me. We're going to build a tremendous firewall, a great big one. And I mean big, folks, the biggest you've ever seen. This great site deserves it, it really does. We're going to mitigate, we're going to stop those Redditors from pouring in. We'll build this tremendous firewall along the Reddit-Kbin border, and we'll keep 'em out. Nobody builds walls better than me, nobody. It's going to be tremendous, just tremendous, believe me!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This blackout is awesome, it will be a great big blackout that will do great things. I am so great for praising such a great blackout

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This won't continue if I'm elected!