Decimit

If there is a terrible way of doing anything, Russia goes that route.

Hey now! You stop it with that reasonable speak! That isn’t allowed on the internet.

Trouth Sential

Oh, my bad. I didn’t realize the parents were all experts in education and also made the rules and could even change reality to fit their whims.

Don’t teach my kids reading!

Don’t learn my childrens ‘bout no demonic algebra.

Don’t read that evil evolution book to my offspring.

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Cunts like this lose value every time they talk.

So it achieved the purpose Abbott intended.