riding lawnmower comes screaming out of the garage at its max speed of 5 mph, the driver dual wielding leaf blowers
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Before Roblox there was this...
“Boning”, black and white print 1996
I mean, I’ll eventually watch this because I’m a little piggy that loves their slop but at no point in the last 24 years have I thought to myself, “I need to see another goth revenge fantasy version of the previous four goth revenge fantasy movies.”
I’m sure the cinematography is on point and the actors did their job of being actors, the bare minimum. It’s just… where can you go with this franchise? First movie was good, the next three were the same story with a different color pallet.
Not sure who was excited about either a retread of the original or a fifth movie.
Shit… I talked myself into wanting to watch this. Did this get made for zoomers? Will this be a zoomer Rosetta Stone for us aging millenials?
Hate it when you walk around the woods/pasture and notice a dark streak on your pants... and then realize that its fucking moving.
Jogging back to the house like "sht sht sh*t".
Flying 1600km just to check emails and tell an underling to bring them coffee... nice.
It would instantly de-fed from all the cool people, all the shitty leminitors probably would be reabsorbed back into fed-Reddit and those Reddit clone lemmy comms would die.
"Anti-slave owner posting is back on the menu comrades!"
brand-new reboot
Wait... was there a previous reboot? Outside of the "The Crow: The TV Series" that I stopped watching after a few episodes... I thought I had seen all the movies. Was there a previous reboot that I missed?
seek merciless revenge... to put the wrong things right
You get one or the other, you don't get both in a, The Crow, movie.
A suggested article linked on the page that the OP links to...
Bill Skarsgård not happy with The Crow’s ending
Bill Skarsgård has expressed unhappiness with how The Crow ends, suggesting it may be leaving the opportunity for a sequel.
There we go...
I really wish I could remember the first time I noticed this.
It must have been mind blowing.
Pin the Tail on the Porky, gone out of control.
Nu-Mad Max 3: Boomers doing the War Boyz "witness me" bit with riding lawnmowers, weed eaters, and mayonaise.