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[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

The bonus cringe is they could have simply driven into the spot instead of reversing in, which means the drivers side door (Australia) opens to the shrubs. I don't even drive and I know this.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Cucumbers aren't native to England. They're not even native to Europe.

The English, get this, incorporated the exciting new vegetable into their diet after being introduced by Indians, and ignored whiny people telling the world "cucumbers aren't English" until they died out and we're forgotten by history. Imagine the 17th century version of yourself saying they'll burn down any teahouse that sells the exotic Indian "cucumber" because it's not English?

You can't expand your culture if you never try to expand it and "burn down" any change.

Imagine the bellend in 1650 that went "oh tea? I don't touch that Chinese stuff, never tried it and never will, and I'll burn down any establishment that sells it"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Commiserating

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pringles aren't legally chips because they're made from mashed potato dough (as opposed to slices of potato), hence why marketing calls them crisps even in the US.

 

My proudest posting achievement by far.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

A 3 hour tour!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

.world pre-emptively blocked them (twice) because ~~they're nerds~~ they're hosted in the EU and they thought they'd get in trouble by association for being federated with instances that promotes discussion of something illegal in their physical server's jurisdiction. They had a lot of traffic. The db0 comm is still alive.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Japanese man invited to join Drake's record label, OVO.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

This... is not a well written article.

Beijing’s new set of judicial guidelines targeting Taiwan independence advocates and dozens of Chinese planes entering Taiwan’s real estate come after a visit to Taipei last week by two US deputy assistant secretaries of state

I get what you mean but why didn't the editor catch this? This paper is a part of the billionaire owned Liberty Group, why don't they have editors?

Though there is a chance that the surfacing of a People’s Liberation Army Navy (PLAN) Type 094 Jin class nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine last Tuesday in the Taiwan Strait is connected, that is only possible if Chinese intelligence had gotten wind of what was about to happen ahead of time, which is hard to prove. If they had, they could have meant it as a warning to the US.

This is just straight up misleading. It's referring to an event last week where a Chinese submarine surfaced in the Taiwan straight. Technically. 200 KM west of Taiwan, 10km off the short of Xiamen. I am not joking, they literally state "A surfaced submarine, which appears to be a nuclear-armed Jin-class submarine, is pictured about 200km from the western coast yesterday." in the prior article I just linked. They then proceed to use a Reuters photo of TWO nuclear submarines (dated 2018) just to fearmonger some more.

A huge non-event to get clicks from paranoid China watchers is getting milked a SECOND TIME.

The amendments do not distinguish by nationality or geography, meaning anyone from any country could be tried in absentia in China.

The amendments also do not distinguish by species. My god! Your pet dog could be extradited to China!

According to human rights NGO Safeguard Defender,

Oh boy, an NGO cited. Every time you dig into these you get some gold. Lets look into "Safeguard Defender".

Director: Peter Dahlin, a writer for the far right pro Trump anti vaxxer "newspaper" Epoch Times. Oh, that was easy. You'd think an editor would catch this. Back to it.

I was asked once by some students from Hong Kong if I thought what happened to their city would be the model for the CCP if they took Taiwan. I said no, the model would be East Turkestan, what the Chinese have taken to calling Xinjiang, because Taiwan is not a compact, easily controlled space and Taiwanese historically have been rebellious

The ROC called it that too. So did the Qing dynasty. Because it's been the name of the region in Mandarin since the 1700's. The sentence is omitting "...what the Chinese have taken to calling Xinjiang since 1759"

Also, historically rebellious is a dubious claim. Most of the population of the island were the Establishment, not the Rebels in the civil war since they were refugees. If the author was talking about Aboriginal Taiwanese who went from the majority ethnicity of the island to less than 2% of the population today, I guess they did try to rebel before getting gunned down.

That the CCP put forth these amendments is no surprise, but that they picked last Friday to announce them was, as well as following them up with 48 hours of heightened incursions into the ADIZ. When the CCP is planning another dramatic change of the status quo, they go out of their way to also pick a date when it will send a message.

...

If this was their message, why not do it around the May 20 inauguration? Or even the one-month anniversary on June 20? Why Friday, June 21? This was very out of character for the CCP to just pick a random day with no particular historical significance or political activity going on.

This entire section is just padding for words. Dedicating 4 paragraphs to say absolutely nothing. "China normally does these military exercises near an event like Nancy Pelosi visiting, but this time nothing was happening, what are those inscrutable Chinese plotting?"

The English-language headline from the same story reads: “US officials say UN Resolution 2758 twisted: sources.” This was picked up by a few local news outlets, but only in a surprisingly limited way.

Ah ha! It's because last Thursday, 2 US officials along with representatives of Taiwan's 12 allies, and as well as those from other like-minded nations, including Australia, Belgium, Canada, the Czech Republic, the EU, Finland, France, Japan, Luxembourg, New Zealand, Poland and the UK.. Disregarding the fact that he copy and pasted the list verbatim from his colleague at the Taipei Times including the error of implying The Vatican sent a representative to Taiwan for a 1 day secret summit, as well as representatives of the nation of "the EU". China is mad that this meeting that definitely happened (and also we are the only news to have reported on it in 3 days) so they had a submarine resurface 200km off the coast of Taiwan and fly planes in the ADIZ, which conveniently covers mainland China.

Who's the author for this article that would write like this? Let's check the biography he wrote about himself Oh cool, he's wearing a fedora and suspenders.

"On turning 19 years old, I decided to take a semester off of university and visit Taiwan in 1988. I fell in love with the country, and that semester off has lasted most of my life... As a co-founder of Taiwan Report, in writing for various publications, in large Facebook groups I founded" He's a college dropout who started a Youtube page that gets literally 2-3 digit views

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Posadists have too much sway over US politics.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Is this what Lt. Surge got promoted to in Pokemon Red 2/Blue 2?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Wait the executive at News Corp during the phone hacking scandal still works in journalism??

I'm mildly surprised.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Reading that post, the OP linked an unsourced Imgur album with blatant lies like "10,000 people were incinerated and hosed down drains" spliced between actual photos of the protest is fucking wild. The 10,000 figure was reported once then immediately retracted, the fact that OP was posting blatant propaganda as fact was conveniently left out as "tankie censorship".

Let's put that into perspective: US intelligence officially puts the number below 900. The OP was saying it's over 10,000. It's an order of magnitude above the 3 letter agencies of the US.

 

They laughed. Apparently picking up Spanish from your Spaniard friend has some downsides.

As in South American backpackers find it funny/amusing this drunk Chinese guy in an Australian pub used the Castellano equivalent of "y'all" in a sentence.

angery

They were ultimately nice about it, much better than the time my (English speaking) Canadian coworker tried to speak to some Parisians in school level Québécois and they scoffed and continued in English.

 
 

It is now 2024, and therefore illegal to be white.

Please refrain from being white.

Please don't be a mayo-ass, cumskin, kkkrakkker, bleachie, wonder bread, and/or any other form of white.

Respect the law.

 

Can you imagine the fever dream propaganda that would have dripped out of that man's mouth if instead of Chinese Muslims, it was about Chinese Jews?

"They're forced to work on the Sabbath because the CCP doesn't believe in Sundays"

"The CCP reverses circumcisions on the poor Kaifeng Jewish diaspora"

etc

 
 
 
 

If Enver "The Bunker" Hoxha and Amadeo "The Other Kind of Chairman" Bordiga played against each other in Super Smash Bros. Melee, who do you think would be the winner?

No items, Fox only, Final Destination

 
 

Its like Hillary walking into a working class kitchen for the first time.

They've been shielded from even critical support of China and other AES for so long they literally, not figuratively, literally cannot process that people exist that have beliefs that aren't Reddit Approved. They immediately assume it's bots or wumao. Human beings can't possibly hold these beliefs, so they must be Oriental hordes or actual robots.

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