Catatafish

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Break (catata.fish)
 

What do you have to break before you can use it?

AnswerAn egg!

 

Long and thin But you can't win two holes but everything stays in I come in all sizes with many surprises

Answera straw

 
  1. two people go to gether but never meet each other

Answerrailway line

 

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven sacks, each sack had seven kittens, kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

AnswerJust the guy

 

JOANNIE FATHER HAVE FIVE GIRLS DANNA,DENNA,DINNA,DONNA WHO WAS THE 5TH GIRL.

AnswerJOANNIE.

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Moon (catata.fish)
 

When The Moon Is Full I Am Whole, When The Moon Is Crescent I Am Halfed, When There Is An Eclipse I Am Gone, What Am I ?

AnswerA Jaffa Cake

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Skills (catata.fish)
 

Who can type an email without a keyboard?

AnswerChuck Norris

 

What is disgusting, but not seen, Deadly, makes your face green, is shoved up in your face, let's you know when you need space, is terrible to smell, really makes you want to yell. what am i?

AnswerYour breath

 

If there is a cat in each corner of a square room(that means there is now 4cat's) and in front of each cat there is three other cats how many cats are there in total?

Answerthere are 4 cats. because if you are the one cat there will be 3 cats in front of you (they are sitting in the corners)

 

a man is sentenced to the death penalty. but he gets to choose from three rooms. a room with the electric chair, a room with tons of angry mobsters with guns, or a room with hungry lions that haven't eaten in three years. which should he choose?

Answerthe room with the lions. if they haven't eaten in three years they must be dead.

 

What is the vampire's most hated song?

AnswerYou are my sunshine.

 

A rooster laid an egg on the very top of a house. Can you tell me witch way the egg will roll?

AnswerRoosters don't lay eggs.

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