Captainpatters

It's a fun and easy link to make but I don't see us breaking our transfer record on a teenager from the Danish league. Plus we just don't need attackers.

Buy a fucking fullback bloom or I will cause a ruckus

Ajax get points for having more possession than us but have them immediately deducted for letting us keep a clean sheet thus far

STARBOY

Honest question for United fans. When was the last actually convincing performance? Because I'm struggling to think of one this season

its actually impressive how TNT sports has managed to assemble the most unbearable team of commentators possible. Once in a blue moon you may get Mccoist but other than that they're all awful.

United fans acting like they've never benefited from dodgy VAR calls lmao

LARGE ANGELOS

Every single Sunderland and Blackburn fan has reflected on how terrible he was for them. Makes it so much funnier. De Zerbi is one crazy mf

If you'd have told me in 2019 that the bloke who I just watched get benched and then relegated in Sunderland Till I die would be our starting keeper in our European debut season; I would have probably doubted your faculties

We needed a backup goalkeeper and a long term option. With Verbruggen we have both.

Maybe for you nerd