Took everything good about souls games, copy pasted and spread it out so thin to cover an entire open world with no content. Destroying the pacing and exploration of a complex designed world in favour of a flat large plane of repeated enemies and the same dungeon over and over again.
I can go on.
Elden Ring is the weakest souls game.
To celebrate a Hollywood company absorbing another in a sheer spectacle of capitalism, we are going to milk another dead movie for every cent we can.
Why finish a movie when there are franchise to be made and milked.
Someone please photoshop the original faces onto this. Would be solid gold
What part of “Pornography should be outlawed” don’t you understand. That also entails owning and viewing porn.
Totally agree. They took the nice yummy Nutella that is the gameplay and spread it so damn thin with Elden Ring.
It really feels artificially padded and so unfocused.
You really lose complete control over a games pacing when you make it open world.
We can’t make art because of capitalism. Fucking sad.
They don’t sell because no fucking company wants to market a product that they can’t milk every fucking cent from. They aren’t producing anything of value, only subscriptions, game passes and addictive gambling loot boxes.
Games as a service is a scam. Stop preordering the latest AAA wank and support indie devs.
More standalone experiences that are unique and creative instead of factory produced sludge.
Literally never heard of disco fries till now.
Apparently been making disco fries whenever I’m out of curds and I can tell you from experience that, no it’s definitely not better than a proper poutine.
Order a poutine with white truffle aioli if you can. So damn good.
It’s great if you like the spectacle fighter gameplay of Devil May Cry.
It goes on sales regularly, I just hate giving money to M$ right after they closed the devs down.
I love it because it’s so standalone and polished to perfection.
Sometimes you just capture lightning in a bottle and it’s better to appreciate it instead of trying to recreate the magic and get milked to death.
Bwahahahah, they added a horse that doesn’t work in multiplayer.
So no, they did not.