BluJay320

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

They were angry at the dishwasher

Pocket full of shells is about a nice day at the beach

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism

But absolutely zero murder

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Ironic that the pirate game is the only one nobody pirates

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This man forks

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You lost me at mandatory service. No way in hell I’m contributing to the industrial war machine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Nah, real experts migrate to [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Name me one employer that creates your resume for you…

I’ll wait.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

YouTube and touch boob

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

People are generally awful as a rule. The current social climate simply exacerbates the issue.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

That’s because you were born before 2005 and still have some semblance of an attention span

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

BLACKOUT!

What’d I win?

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