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You forgot they're also criminal masterminds who smuggle in thousands of dollars in drugs over the border, kill hundreds of Americans without getting caught, are master engineers that build massive tunnel networks underground, and scam the government out of billions of dollars via welfare programs.

Honestly I wish immigrants were the people conservatives think they are because they'd have an insane set of skills we could use.

lol. lmao, even.

KKK has included cops and politicians among its members for as long as it has existed. A lot of places they will have parades and other rallies right out in the open in broad daylight.

Be a real shame if they were to get thousands of e-mails featuring nothing but pictures of jelly beans marked as applications.

"True free markets have never been tried!"

lol

I think I'd rather be launched into the sun over Jupiter. The sun you die pretty quickly as you get closer to it. I can't imagine there's much that could stop heat once you get past Mercury. Jupiter though? Jupiter is fucking spooky. Its core is hot like any molten core, but there's no crust. You'd fall through the sky and just keep falling for hundreds of miles. You'd eventually die from the heat like you would with the sun, but you wouldn't be able to see anything. At some point all you can see is goop. It's like being underwater in the Mariana Trench, but the water is nitrogen, metallic hydrogen, and liquid silicone.

Yah the reason Europeans have stuff like free education and healthcare is because the US does all their dirty work. Iraq is a perfect example. The US took very little oil for itself, continuing to rely on South American and domestic fossil fuels. But Iraq wasn't keeping its oil for itself, it was all being siphoned off to Britain, France, Norway, Germany, etc.

Eli Roth will never be given a big budget

Please don't threaten me with a good time.

Honestly having paramilitaries kill each other on US soil so they can kill each other's billionaires wouldn't be the worst outcome.

Probably a good thing considering MtG's fluff has been shit for years. They want that Marvel money and have been doing "theme parks with hats" settings now for over a decade.

Is Trump actually a Hexbear doing deep undercover? Someone needs to check his e-mails.

This happens to me all the time. The worst was when I was watching Penny Dreadful and Dorian Grey has that 80 minute sex scene (not actually that long but it sure felt like it). Me mom walked in and thought I was watching porn.

This has been a common tactic for the right going back as far as there have been mass shootings. They will always claim the shooter is part of some out-group, while simultaneously cheering for mass murder. Then they will bring out """"crime statistics"""" about how black and Latino people are the real mass shooters, so a white shooter doesn't count because reasons.