Baphomet_The_Blasphemer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (17 children)

His plan is to tell Ukraine to stop fighting and just let it happen.

[–] [email protected] 164 points 1 month ago (21 children)

If illegally bribing a porn star to be quiet about an extra marital affair before he won the election is considered an official act of the president, then I'm officially done with this country.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fellow vet, hoped to be done fighting, but this country is devolving into madness, and I'm prepared to fight for the constitution. I took an oath, as all that served did, to defend this country from all enemies, foreign or domestic, and I took that oath to heart. Hope for the best, prepared for the worst.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I have a circular path through my house that I'll walk aimlessly whenever on the phone. On days without many phone calls, I'll end up having a much much lower step count.

Edit: fixed a word

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I'll take it one step further and say potato salad CAN be downright delicious when made well... I have also had potato salad so bad that it caused me to have an existential crisis about how I ended up where I was, eating what I was, and I had to pause to reconsider my life's choices.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that's one loud ass egg.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Well, yeah, he only suffered a scratch.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Ok, but why does this picture make me think he just wants to rub his nipples?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Top right is accepting of all fetishists. Hell, we probably invented a few you haven't even heard of yet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

If the GOP wants to bring morals back, all they have to do is stop being so amoral.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My favorite is when you point out all the shit from their Bible, they don't follow, and they hit you with "oh that's from the old testament, and Jesus did away with all of that."

I'm also always amused at the concept of a perfect infallible being not getting it right the first time and having to push out the revised new testament.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Oh, continuing down that line of thinking leads to far worse then "kinda fucked up." If the judeo christian deity exists and is accurately described by their books than it is a total monster not worthy of praise or devotion...

What I understand about the judeo christian god is that they are believed to have created everything that has ever been or will ever be. They have total knowledge of everything past present and future, and they "knew me" prior to them creating me, knew what kind of person I would be, and knew without doubt that I wouldn't believe in or worship them... so they created me with full knowledge that I'll spend eternity being tortured in hell. What kind of benevolent deity brings a creature into existence just so they can be tortured? If that's not full blown fucked up, then I don't know what is.

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