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Attaxalotl
joined 1 year ago
Once again, Magneto is the best villain
What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?
“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”
NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”
“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”
(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”
“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”
P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’
”Can I store things in the dog?”
NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”
Bimothy is a very common name for pirates
It still is in Spanish, language is weird
spoiler
Trick question, the answer is yes
You get what you pay for, and that’s not much here.
Teifling Melissa
Pseudi Arabia
That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards