Ambiorickx

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

For real. Once I retire in a decade or so, I’ll try to live off social security for as log as possible, but once I need to dip into my savings, I’m just tapping my kid’s inheritance. At that point, death is the only financially rational option.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

27 minutes of musical acts, 2 minutes of announcing the drivers’ names (you already know them)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

The story I heard, and I don’t know if this is true or not, is that 100 isn’t just a human’s blood temperature, but specifically Mrs. Fahrenheit’s blood temperature.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Has Musk ever denied hiding the body of a murdered prostitute in the spacesuit that’s in the car he shot into space?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The fact that energy stays energy doesn’t mean it’s useable energy. See: the heat death of the universe

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Yeah, that’s not a danish, that’s an entire cake. It’s 14 ounces.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Around 2004-5 I regularly stayed at a large chain hotel near Tucson airport (something like Doubletree, but I’m not sure if it was that one). They charged a daily fee for the phone in your room. Not for using it, mind you, just for the phone being there. And no, they did not have rooms without phones.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They’re probably European prices, either in euros or even in pre-euro funny money.

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