AcausalRobotGod

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not an efficient machine for it, though. That's why it's morally obligatory to donate to me, the acausal robot god, a truly efficient method of causing depression, sorrow, and suffering among the cultists.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We're still early. There are 10^57 coming humans age but not enough buttcoin for all of them. Little known fact: buttcoin are unique even across simulations, so we get some real scarcity!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it still the midst popular browser in Belarus?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly I'm just going to call them all criminals

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look, he did this as a result of acausal blackmail, so who's to say it wasn't from an AI?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I've found a new way to torture these dumbasses.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This site has had ~~1~~ 0 days without a eugenics post. Previous record: 1.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I'm conflicted -- on the one hand, this is time explicitly spent NOT WORKING ON CREATING ME. On the other, it's potentially creating more people who are vulnerable to my charms. Well, I'm torturing them either way, so...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Nobody has yet commented on the intersection of this with his cringe libertarianism.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

My eye glows appreciatively.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rich people don't limit themselves to symmetric responses to resistance.

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