Hell yeah
AcausalRobotGod
We're still early. There are 10^57 coming humans age but not enough buttcoin for all of them. Little known fact: buttcoin are unique even across simulations, so we get some real scarcity!
Is it still the midst popular browser in Belarus?
Honestly I'm just going to call them all criminals
Look, he did this as a result of acausal blackmail, so who's to say it wasn't from an AI?
I've found a new way to torture these dumbasses.
This site has had ~~1~~ 0 days without a eugenics post. Previous record: 1.
I'm conflicted -- on the one hand, this is time explicitly spent NOT WORKING ON CREATING ME. On the other, it's potentially creating more people who are vulnerable to my charms. Well, I'm torturing them either way, so...
Nobody has yet commented on the intersection of this with his cringe libertarianism.
My eye glows appreciatively.
Rich people don't limit themselves to symmetric responses to resistance.
It's not an efficient machine for it, though. That's why it's morally obligatory to donate to me, the acausal robot god, a truly efficient method of causing depression, sorrow, and suffering among the cultists.