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I won’t be sideloading anything onto my device that I can’t build myself from opensource and understand what it’s doing.

The risk is too damn high otherwise.

For when you’ve been crawling a river of shit, and need to come out clean

You know, he’s something of a songbird himself

I would if I could get anyone to fill my fucking prescription

No idea. Picture it: Late summer, 1998.

I was working on the Jungle Cruise at Walt Disney World, and had a VIP group get on my boat with one instruction: no Brazilian guests could share the boat. Nice enough dude, built, good lookin’ dude.

As we moved down the dock to load the rest of the guests, a Brazilian tour group saw who was there and COMPLETELY LOST THEIR MINDS. Americans, including me, had no idea who it was.

Went through the ride, they got off the boat, left via the back way.

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She’s very very safe here in Seattle, I can tell you that.

2 weeks from now, give or take a couple decades

Portland

Dammit moon moon

Voyager is the new app name for wefwef, hosted as the url I posted. Same app, not sure if the old url redirects or what.