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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Everyone keeps telling me both sides aren't the same, but look -- they're even wearing the same color suit and tie!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Have you ever read one of my favorite books: Project Hail Mary? No? It's about... uhh... a guy waking up and... hearing a voice. That happens on the first page, and... anything else would be a spoiler.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Buddy, have you ever seen The Princess Bride? It's about a guy who reads a book to his grandson.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Hey man, lemme tell you about this game Portal: someone belittles you while you shoot a gun that doesn't even kill people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Or do what I do, and downplay it. Sure, nobody ever takes my "suggestions", but at least they're never disappointed!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got this game during a similar sale a while ago (maybe I got it on Nintendo Switch?). It was well worth that price. Even with my backlog of other games, this would have been worth $5 or so. Not too long or too difficult. Cool story, animation, and voice acting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Especially hat guy.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The duality of man:

A: Something exists, but I can't describe it and neither can anyone else? Sure thing, buddy.

B: I'm going to save this quote for next time I'm feeling down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish every meme was immortalized like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvB8z6SWKGY

[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I was going to complain about those numbers not being linear... but they are in a line, so I must be mistaken.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

Just eat enough antioxidants to flush all of the oxygen out of your body!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He looks like a jovial fella.

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