I like how Leverkusen apparently belong to Alonso while Bayern belong to Kane. Tuchel, more like who-chel amiright?
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Thomas Tucheliban my manager π
"Having Tuchel as manager for 1 season is like being ruled by The Qaeda for 10 years"
-very real quote
Bayern belongs to Thomas MΓΌller!
It is fun sometimes to see what happens when they ask someone to write a dumbed down fluff piece for the average casual English fan.
Harry Kane battling Bayern's Tottenham. Tears in my eyes
The memes would be endless if Bayern miss out on the championship for the first time in 11 years as soon as Kane plays for them.
while beating lewa's record as well
it'd be glorious
And slightly unfair towards Leverkusen. They did a really, really good job last summer and Alonso is a fantastic coach.
I am a Tottenham and Kane fan... can confirm i would actually cry
While Tottenham wins the PL at the same time
Bayern still isn't full into gear they are still inconsistent. Leverkusen proved a couple of times that they can't hold the performance up full season. Nothing major will happen in the first half. The second half is a different story. If I remember bayern 2nd half star under nagelsman 2023, it was utter dogshit. So I don't know what will happen this time.
Ah yes, Bayern, the Harry Kane team
Previously known as Choupo-Moting's Bayern.
Tears in my eyes
Bayer Leverkusen has the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever
last time someone said this about RB Leipzig.. they actually did do it lmao
i believe it was Tuchels' Bayern Munich
More like Bayern Neverloosin.
Mid Jan-Mid Feb is going to be a huge test for the Pills. They lose 5 players to the Africa & Asian tournaments plus they'll be juggling the Pokal and Europa League KOs.
Neverkusen lmao I only ever heard of Vizekusen
We'll see where they stand in February post-AFCON.
Harry Kane's Bayern Munich
It's Gary Neville's Valencia all over again.
It's almost like it's a British news site aimed at British people.
It's almost like Brits cannot physically process anything foreign
Neverkusen vs trophyless Kane means only one thing - Stuttgart are winning the league this year
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Itβs hilarious that the BBC is using Leverkusenβs slander name.
BBC reporting is fucking honking lol
Xabi turned them into Neverlosen
Anyone remember 2001? Second in CL, second in League, Second in Cup. It was soulcrushing :(
that was 2001/2002. and Ballack added 2nd at the World Cup.
fwiw 99/00 was better with Unterhaching
And Schnix. And Ramelow. And Neuville. And Butt.
That was more than an indirect by the BBC
We are Harry Kaneβs team though, undisputed star of the club right now
harry kane was coaching bayern?
I really hope he doesnβt go to Bayern.
Bayer Leverkusen is the Bundesliga's elephant on top of the tree. Nobody knows how it got there but everybody knows it will fall down.
Never say Neverkusen.
My God British media is embarrassing.
I know he wanted to go, but I feel Arsenal should have really tried to persuade Xhaka to stay another season
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