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I wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.
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Granted, he's now molesting your grandma
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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And my grandma is one happy woman, you better believe it.
I was hoping she was alive, or else i inadvertently created a necrophile instead.
He is now a frequent visitor to your local hospice.
as a side-effect, you also get the obsessive compulsive need to stan him to make sure he is really a gerontophile and not just a front to get to any granny's kids.
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