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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

"THE CHILDLESS, UNMARRIED ABORTION ARMY MOBILIZED BY BARBIE, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND TIKTOK" was "CRUSHING REPUBLICANS AT THE BALLOT BOX."

Oooorrrr this is the first election since the "just balls and strikes, totally not bribed" supreme court dismantled basic privacy protections for half the population of our country.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

These assholes are going to get Taylor Swift killed...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lol. Place the blame anywhere but themselves.

This is the 21st century version of witch burning, and I’m not even kidding. Far-right circles have been screeching about how she’s an actual witch whose concerts are satanic rituals because of some throw-away line she said at a recent concert, and since their movement is ordained by god or whatever of course they could only lose if the witch cursed them.

I wish I was kidding, but that’s really what they’re saying. If this was a small town, they’d be pressing her to death at the next moon.

How is this insanity mainstream? It’s crazy. They’re crazy people.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Anything to not admit they're simply not wanted.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

I'm sure Swift loves getting credit for that. I know I'd be elated if someone said I helped Republicans to lose.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

TAY TAY IS BIG BOOGEY MAN

The gop is so goddamn pathetic.

[–] CaptDust 18 points 9 months ago (5 children)

"THE CHILDLESS, UNMARRIED ABORTION ARMY MOBILIZED BY BARBIE, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND TIKTOK CRUSHING REPUBLICANS AT THE BALLOT BOX."

Mmmm delicious

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

LMAO I thought this was a snarky jab at Republicans, but it's an actual tweet by a Republican.

I have never been able to can even less than I am right now.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

I’d love to see her continue to fuck then up.. Please let them pick this fight.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

I was so scared about Ohio and had a lot of guilt. I moved within state four months ago and my registration has still not been updated after mailing in multiple forms and trying to get it sorted out before the deadline. I’m fairly livid and didn’t feel comfortable voting at my registered polling location since I have a new address. I was told updating your voting record was quick and easy. What a bunch of shit.

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