this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Surely no self-aware bot would choose to use double-spaces.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How would you know? Are YOU a self-aware bot? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How very dare.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m better than you have ever been or ever will be

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

classic Dwight's

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Glad they shut that AI down.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love how Dwight thought he beat the robot even though the robot will never sleep.

Obviously wasn't a real bot so it didn't matter.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no, the challenge was: that he can defeat the machine in sales by the end of the day, not forever, he was aware of that, but all that didn't matter, because he did it for Angela, and she didn't gave a damn

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah that's true, I misremembered.

Still, the business would gut the sales staff for the robot in an instant if it was outselling everyone haha.

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