this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i meant it when i said -9. fuck that process.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Chaotic evil: Send SIGSEGV

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I love making the kernel a liar.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You can send any signal manually including SIGSEGV and SIGABRT

[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes but sometimes their kids just talk forever, or they themselves just ignore the reality that their time has come, and we've got places to be. So the nice request comes with a deadline.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

And don't push your luck or I'll go get Mr. Sysrq Reisub.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

On the other hand, the OOM killer is worst of all: "kill process or sacrifice child."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

be nice

What niceness level exactly?
The most nice I can be in my system is -20.. but being too nice to one process leaves others with less time and resources in their life.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I wouldn't ever imagine to shed a tear for the processes I have killed in my whole life. I feel like a homicidal maniac.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Some advice for process parents. Don't be that kinda process that zombifies your children instead of letting them go, it's very annoying and unhealthy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Bob decides he's had enough shit and enters D state, never to return.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

So I just type "term -9 509684" instead of "kill -9 509684"?

got it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

won't someone please think of the children