this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Cicada. But otherwise on the money.

[โ€“] zzzzz 7 points 1 year ago

You missed one crucial step between the screaming and dying: make sweet, sweet cicada love