this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (5 children)

The original is funny, what's the joke about "I'm never leaving" ? never leaving twitter?

[–] funkless_eck 20 points 10 months ago

that is the meaning, but it's just a turn of phrase. It implies the writer knows the site is terrible but has found entertainment there anyway.

Similar to "wild horses couldn't drag me away" or "I was transfixed"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Jaap is her husband maybe?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

i wouldn't be the least surprised if elon is running a campaign to make it seem like anyone actually enjoys twitter still

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I enjoy Twitter because it's a place I can say anything I want to the traitors that abound there

I'm done with IRL fistfights and live in Maga country, so it can be therapeutic at times.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everything is a billionaire conspiracy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

they are literally an elite overclass who own basically everything lmao, why do you act as if it's strange to expect them to manipulate things?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

There's manipulating things and then there's seeing one tweet that isn't a negative criticism of twitter and attributing it to a possible PR conspiracy lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

You need to be told how to react to a joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I didnt even notice it

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nonono, for kidneys, you need to open your Bluetooth settings and unpair them...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or just walk far enough away

[–] activ8r 2 points 10 months ago

Nooooo, you don't want them re-pairing at an inopportune moment! Just disconnect them completely and be on the safe side.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The only organ transplant that requires you to log out is the colon

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

It's more of a "clear cookies" situation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Except when 2FA requires a TOTP in the form of out of season fruits in an incompatible combo with canned spinach.