this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

You think we're going to be measuring?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

You might be safe from throwing, but you said you have an ass. Prepare to be clapped

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Approx. 163 cm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I think they're called healthcare units

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Okay. I declare tomorrow to be International throw imperial units day.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

If you're gonna throw me, can you at least throw me towards the top shelf so I can finally reach the things up there?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

This gave me a throw back memory of kick a Ginger day in high school ( which I did not participate in) but the principle went from class to class explaining we should not, in fact, be kicking gingers.

I wonder if Modern principles are going class to class explaining that we shouldn’t be throwing short people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I was thoroughly confused.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Kick a ginger *

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Haha I remember having days like that. And suspiciously they seemed to occur on way more than one day per year

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Heheh. Literally the perfect meme response

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

throw short people against a wall and kiss me day

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

good thing I will not be going outside