this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Would Moses split the water underneath Jesus to make him fall? “It’s just a prank, bro!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes me wonder about waves. Would he just rocket to the top? Possibly be sideways along the way?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Or sink like a rock? Maybe his flotation ability relies on water tension, and as soon as it's broken, he's a goner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I wanna see Jesus go surfing without a surfboard

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

showerthoughts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

While we're at it, if you put an airplane on a treadmill...