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That's not a wand, Harry... (slrpnk.net)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Fun game: read HP, and sub the word 'wand' our for penis euphemisms

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"The schlong choses the wizard"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I mean traditionally, the word to swap on was wang.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's just one letter away from "wang"...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Lmfao

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you're not a catholic boy without saying it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I’ve never cringed so hard while choking with laughter.