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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No money, no powers, no living relatives

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Aunt May is a living relative (sometimes).

[–] Sabre363 13 points 10 months ago

Also socially inept and reclusive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

You can call me man-man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I, too, am a nerdy loner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Bruce Wayne totally has powers. The capacity and focus with which to get several master's degrees worth of education and mastery of several martial arts.

He also has the unspoken ability to cause grievous injury without risking a morbid outcome.

Also he's Batman prepared, and has squid repellent in case they release the Kraken and not just a shark.