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Man Didn’t Go To Doctor For Lecture About What Should And Should Not Go In Ass (www.theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not to sound like a doctor but if you're going to put something in your butt make sure it has a flared base

[–] Peaty 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And the flared base is not the side that goes in your ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

- I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!

- It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Man: Flared base my ass!

Doctor: Yes exactly.

Man: Wait what?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think this is called an analogy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

*analology

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

"Goddammit, just take it out!"