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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe because people were busy trying to fix it instead of writing announcements?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, this is a light-hearted meme, no offense to the people actually fixing things.

But at a company like GitHub the first status update should be and probably is created semi-automatic (just approved by a human). Afterwards they should follow a process to assign an incident communication lead, who takes over all communication so that the rest of the team can work on fixing the incident.

@GitHub: Hire me for more incident response tips from the backseat! :P

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this point, you'd think github has had enough meetings about what to do when shit hits the fan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well, it's a Microsoft company. So... ya know, they have shit hit the fan so often they would just be in meeting permanently.