this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Relate to this? Buy two single duvets. Saved my marriage.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good lord, you may have just changed my life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

How is that a realisation now lmao, that's literally the first thing I think when I see posts about a partner hogging a blanket.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

My girlfriend insisted on this and she was right. Turns out she loves to hug blankets and then roll all the way to the far edge of the bed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just pee, she'll leave the whole bed for you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shared a bed with my bf for the first time early this year.

The morning after he called me a "lil' blanket thief". The night after that he ruled we should use separate blankets.

Honestly, made things easier for the both of us. :P

[–] platypus_plumba 1 points 1 year ago

I thought that was a solution too. Then she stole my blanket anyways. Blanket thief is better than blanket hoarder.