this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be fair when living on the street a pitbull can defend you from other junkies robbing you or just Dickson who are attacking you.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’ve had trouble with Dickson in the past too. I didn’t live on the street but I didn’t want to be at home either. I’d hang out around train stations and shopping malls but Dickson would always find me somehow. They’d wait until I let my guard down while reading a magazine or coming out of the bathroom and WHAM! They’d hold me down and sew the hand holes of my jacket sleeves together so I couldn’t use my hands. I thought they were doing it to make YouTube content but I could never find the videos.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago

Dickson your face Lmao gotten

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I don’t think we need to explain that, it seems fairly obvious

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

A deez nuts joke

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Employer: you have no skills, and we don't think you will work hard. BC Junkie pushes shopping cart fiiled, with 60lbs of stuff, for 20km per day seaeching for returnable bottles. Climbs in and out of metal alot in clothing donation bin like the stretchy dude in Xfiles

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

No way can they afford a personal rap concert

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Why would a junkie want Mr Worldwide?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Username checks out

[–] Imgonnatrythis 3 points 10 months ago

Why not get two?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Dogs make great companionship in hard times.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, homeless people don't deserve the unconditional love of a dog, do they?

(/s if it's necessary)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

unconditional toddler tearer apart you mean

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

that's just a bonus