Melbourne

Ted Cat is sad. I'm not sure why but I think Bill beat him up when I went out yesterday, now Ted doesn't want to go up the stairs anymore and he lost his happy chirp. 😿

Anyone ever watched their 10 year old have a frenectomy (tongue tie op)?...blood, a lot of blood.

It appears I slept through this mornings wild weather, I was rather looking forward to a bit of a storm! Although to be fair my suburb never gets so much as a trickle, stupid meteorological blackhole.

Gogogo mifo bridge! What wanker car shall you drown today?

Monty bridge’s little cousin in perfect position….

Crikey. That thunder was so loud it shook my bed. What an awful day :/

So sorry, somehow Mlem just deleted my message regarding what you would buy if you had $50 to get as much as you could food-wise (thought of it because I just spent $50 at Woolies shopping).

Assume you have a fridge, place to cook etc. Also, you can go to any supermarket etc. or multiple.

Edit: So… I hadn’t really planned for a longer period, but $50 got me:

Light burger buns, 4 burger patties, small tinned beetroot and pineapple. 2 small different types of mustards, another garlic sauce thingy, 2 mangoes, small handful of spinach, breakfast cereal, a small punnet of sliced mushrooms, 2 bottles of tonic (Fever Tree), a small bunch of broccolini and asparagus. (I think that was it?)

I used my 'focus time' this morning to catch up on a little more sleep and it was an excellent decision. I was NOT cooked yet when my normal alarm went off and I almost thought I'd have to take the day off with how rough I felt.

Meanwhile, my first wax melt order arrived yesterday and the nose flavour is divine. They're Sandalwood Vanilla ones from a Sydney company I've actually bought from before called Sherwood Garden, but I bought through Amazon this time as I'm a Prime member and Prime shipping is rad. Can recommend.

Time to make today's coffee.. I'm making an iced coffee today!

Edit: also, my phone is being slammed with fake calls from various places around the country today. If you don't say anything for 3 seconds after answering the auto-caller thing just hangs up. Making me want to buy a Pixel because I think they have software to block these.

Oof I don't feel so good. Bit of a runny nose and occasionally feel like I might throw up. I'm about 70% sure I won't throw up but that's not 100%.

So I watch The Shape of Water, it's about Poseidon coming to the mortal world an being loved and loving for who they are, tho I think Eliza might once have been a water being.

it's a beautiful love story

$290 for lease transfer???? go fuck yourself <-Real estate agent->

Serious answers only..

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