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[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like the look of this place, honey. But why are there 5 smoke alarms in the bedroom?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have the unfunny answer! We bought a house from an old couple. There are smoke detectors in all the bedrooms, because one of them was on oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's law to have them in every room where I live, but not 5 in one lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You don't want to end up with 4 broken and find out on a fire.... 5 on the other hand the odds for 5 failing well.. they are unthinkable at least to me.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

My wife and I need a new bed, we pretty much just have a matress and box spring sitting on a metal frame.

I'm a drafter by trade. So I designed us a new bed, a sturdy one. It will have four posts, and it will have recessed tie downs built into it. The foot board will double as a set of stocks, and best of all the matress will be at just the right height.

And I learned that I shouldn't design bedroom furniture while horny.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Just hang a boxing bag there most of the time like a normal person

[–] independantiste 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

am i too innocent to know what a sex swing is or why it exists??

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'll just let you google that on your own

[–] independantiste 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] independantiste 8 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Or the superior: let me google that for you . com

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

just google cara delevingne and ashley benson

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Well... it swings... and it sexs...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd be more surprised to see a smoke alarm in somebody's room.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They are required in bedrooms in California if the place was built after 1992.

Edit: Smoke alarms not sex swings

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think it’s the case in most states now. Required in bedrooms and hallways

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Which in my apartment is annoying as hell; the one in the hall is less than a foot from the one in my bedroom. If one goes off when cooking, the other one goes off too. Redundancy is good but maybe put the one in the bedroom somewhere other than right above the door?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure it's sex sling...