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[–] porkins 68 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Please explain...

Am I missing a very obvious joke, besides the wildly false claim?

Edit: I just read it below. I'm dumb.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nothing false about it.

How many stars are there in the solar system?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I know. Hence my edit.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (3 children)

H~2~O ...so, 2 hydrogen atoms in one water molecule.
How many stars in the entire solar system ? Well, the answer is one 😋

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Can confirm. When I look up all I see is a single star and it hurts my eyes real bad when I look at it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hey guys, look at this big dumb dumb. He's never seen the moon before! There's obviously two stars in the sky

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But the moon and the sun can't be in the sky at the same time. Otherwise it would be night time in the day!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Actually, if it's a new moon, they can.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

never heard of private jets before? I hear lot's of stars own one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

So there's this giant floating orb in the sky and we're not supposed to look directly at it yet no one questions this‽

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish people would stop pretending like we live on a ball orbiting a star. We live on a disc, and Australia is on the tails side, and we each have a star, like a sexy flaming-ball-of-gas Sandwich..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Good, good, that the best test for star identification

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It was a classroom smash.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

You could argue that it's based on semantics, though. If you go by a different definition of star, more colloquially, planets like Venus and Mars are visible as "stars" in our solar system.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Dihydrogen Monoxide should be banned.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

And hydric acid too!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

It's too late. ALL world leaders are in BIG DHMO's pocket. They claim it is ESSENTIAL FOR LIFE and pay "scientists" to parrot this nonsense. WAKE UP PEOPLE. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

!Hydro [email protected] is coming for you

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The funniest part is nobody officially recognizes this as a name.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Define nobody. I've heard this joke from at least high school and I'm over 40. My teacher pulled it on my class, and probably every class he had.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Go to any institution and scientific journal. You will never see this name. Nobody uses it aside from like you just said jokes and whatnot officially its never used. It's scientific name is water. Good luck finding this in anything published for peer review.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Ah, I didn't realize you meant it that way. I have no argument against that, nor do I desire to have one.

[–] EmoDuck 24 points 10 months ago

Bullshit.

Hydrogen atoms per water molecules: 2

Stars in the solar system: Sol, Neil Patrick Harris, Justin Timberlake, possibly even more...

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 24 points 10 months ago

God damn it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Ignoring the joke.

A metric cup is 250 ml.

250 ml = 250 g (the density of water is intentionally 1.000 g / ml)

Water ~= 18 g/mol ( H 1.008 g/mol, O 16.something g/mol)

250 g / 18 g/mol = 13.8 mol

13.8 mol * 6 * 10^23 atoms/mol = 8.33 * 10^24 molecules of water

And there are two atoms of H in one molecule of water, so 1.66*10^25 atoms of hydrogen in a glass of water.

That's a lot

[–] EmoDuck 12 points 10 months ago

The craziness thing about all of this is that there is actually such a thing as "a metric cup"

[–] Classy 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

At least twice as much!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's also more hydrogen in a glass of water than oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only if you're counting atoms. There's more oxygen by weight.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Don't mol shame.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

There are more reposts of this meme than there are stars in the entire Solar System.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, that’s true in our solar system.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Ours is the only Solar System, named after our star Sol. Others are generically called star systems or stellar systems.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Who else counted the fingers before reading the text? I save you the hassle, it's 5.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Toyota hydrogen V8 for the win !!!

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