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A place to post photos of shitty vegan food, drunk vegan food, bad vegan food.......you get the idea.

This is not a porn community....

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this kind of thing is the result of not having much of a background in cooking for yourself in general. Fortunately, there are tons of videos and online resources to get better at cooking. Don’t just limit yourself to just vegan guides. Look at other cooking materials and then learn effective substitutes from vegan sources.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Or... turn it into a specialty dish like "French Tacos"...

"A frat house of ingredients — a typical version includes shawarma, chicken fingers, bacon, French fries, Emmental cheese and barbecue sauce — gets placed inside a flour tortilla that’s folded up and smushed on a panini press. The final product is as squat and dense as a throw pillow and looks like a marriage between a Chipotle burrito and a Panera Bread sandwich. You’re then supposed to dunk it in a galaxy of sauces from ketchup to mustard to Buffalo, ranch and garlic — and, sometimes, all of them mixed together."

Mexican and French traditionalists consider the French taco an abomination. But it’s so L.A. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-09-29/french-tacos-the-french-way-westwood-frenchfolds

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Mexican and French traditionalists consider the French taco an abomination.

And that's entirely reasonable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

this sounds particularly unpalatable but theres a chinese mexican fusion place here. you can have tacos or burritos with all sorts of different stuff. leftover chinese food gets rolled into a tortilla now but its not to the extremes of whatever that is

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tsk Tsk... They forgot the kale

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

It's not a vegan meal without kale and/or avocado.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't look all that bad, and the crackers gives some crunch, what is the black stuff on the bottom slice marmite?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Black beans, homie! Don't make fun of my sandwich... 😟

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I like marmite, it just needs a lot of butter to work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Looks like black beans

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Remove the crackers and you are good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if I am the cracker? 😭

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That's racist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How are you going to keep the marinara separated from the beans and rice?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

there is egg in that pasta

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Reset the clock!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

There is coffee in that nebula