You know what, I'm drinking tonight in the hope that I forget I read that.
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Hamburger Helper Unveils New Line Of Erotic Casseroles Meant To Be Eaten Off Naked Body
(www.theonion.com)
Hell yeah sign me the fuck up! Drizzle that rehydrated cheese sauce all over. Let me taste that beef.
Slurping noodles right out of that fruit bowl!
I was enjoying a succulent hamburger helper. I see that you know your Judo well!
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!
"Get your hands off my peeNUSSS!"
I know it’s an Onion Article, but I’d 100% buy that Hamburger Helper would absolutely make this. Back in like 2014 during the huge trap music push they dropped this fire ass song on us. So I could buy them making “food meant to be eaten off someone.”