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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Necessary tool for the sponge making process. Without it: no sponge holes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

actually that is a misconception. irl they put the holes in a mold and then fill the space around them with uncured liquid sponge

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

(Recycling) Homeless population (into chum & patties)?

To swiss-cheese SpongeBob & keep his pores open?

Make jellyfish wine?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can clearly see. It's for squashing squidward.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

This isn't a wrong answer

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

King Neptune's Dick Flattener for CBT nights w/ the boys

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

they said wrong answers

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Why is there an orphan crushing machine?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Buying a bubble wrap de-bubbler just seemed like a good idea...at 2am, while drunk scrolling on Amazon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For sexual purposes, of course

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

They said wrong answers only

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

This is an exoskeleton tickler from Rock Bottom. After several metastudies showed that its use had no health benefits, the Exokeleton Clinic sold it to the Bikini Bottom Bureau of Land Management to help destroy pests such as nematodes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's their version of chiropractor tiktok

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

When your mom is a chiropractor and your dad does acupuncture

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So rabbis can perform bulk order brises.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MeDuViNoX 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

For the Christmas parade