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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

American recipes be like “Preheat an oven to 17 1/4 klatpifarbs and broil half a bucket of gasket steak for nine and thrice eggtimers.”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Recipe: Add three ounces

Me: (gets out scale)

Recipe: No, the other ounces

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me: (searches online for how many grams in a fl.oz. of x ingredient.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Today you should learn: US and UK ounces are different.

[–] funkless_eck 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

bought a piece of wood in Lowes. I needed it cut to 1510mm. Guy didn't know what that was. So I said 4'11" & 29/64ths. He said he didn't know what that was. So I said 4.954068ft. He didn't know what that was so cut it at 5 feet and it was too big when I got it home.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lowe's will only cut to 16ths and they're still off by 2/16ths.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They haven't been like that since at least the 1970's.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Me when AC is set to 70: 🥶

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] icerunner 14 points 1 year ago

UK - what is AC?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

70 degrees celsius is... well inhospitably hot haha.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nah that is a cold sauna

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

70 Celsius, hence the melting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's a number

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No it’s like 21. Not sure who thinks that’s hot. Maybe arctic peoples.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The joke is for 70°F vs 70°C

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh I see I’m an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can confirm, 21 is a hot summer here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's pretty neat. Our summers are around 45~50°C (125°F)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't think I would survive that, holy moly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No, it's only 21C

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

australians glare at you from their oodies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

there's a line missing "physicist if your AC is set to 70" next to a picture of a block of ice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Make a dexterity saving throw, please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

AD&D players, when their AC is set to 70. Screenshot of bullets that should clearly miss blatantly hit the person

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm in Singapore and I would probably freeze to death if I set the air con to 21°. Fans only during the day and 25° for the air con at night.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't get why. 21c is 21c.