"Help, help, he's measuring my velocity!" is my new favorite line
this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2023
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Love it, gonna send it to our scrum master tomorrow… wait that’s me.
Do you go around measuring people's velocity?
I don’t. The company refuses to pay for a radar.
Ugh. As the least introverted member of the team, I got cursed with this role when our lead resigned.
I moved our team from scrum to kanban and reported actual features being delivered instead of imaginary "velocity" points.
Then they hired a new tech lead and brought us back to scrum.
Gaaah. Take me back to coding pleaseeee....