this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
851 points (97.9% liked)

Programmer Humor

32568 readers
148 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I adore the energy behind these comments.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

As long as there's a neovim extension

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thought it was going to be Rick Astley

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I would, but unfortunately, lemmy shows you a thumbnail of the link (at least sync does)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thought this reply was a trick to make me click on a link that actually contained Rick Astley. Surprised it was not!

[–] JohnDClay 12 points 1 year ago

Speech to text would be better. Then you can still scan and search.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I actually like this, at least in some way it could lower the barrier for actually explaining what a function does. Though I don't see this working in an office environment

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Should be possible in HolyC

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Mark text, read out loud

Set the pointer in a spot, press the shortcut. Speak your comment. Mouseover the voice icon for text transcription

Make it searchable

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Only if your fifteen minute comment recorded during the morning commute is transcribed by the most limited speech to text system possible and put as alt text.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why two comment lines tho?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Double the commenting power

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Kinda goofy ngl

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

OK, but there's need to be some automatic beeping over my \ comments.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Just give me the ability to use markdown in comments, so i can make my source code files into jupyter-like notebooks

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›