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Anon skips naptime (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 129 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Oversized hoodies.

Monster.

Anon is an egg

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The kind from a chicken, the sex toy, or the Cadbury?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

The gender rabbit egg

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

depends which flavor

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

what, you egg?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (2 children)

5'4" since I was 12... still wear the same jeans size at 50, still buy em in the kid section.

What you do is, you go full gym rat, you put 30lb of gains on, and on your little keebler elf sized ass, that 30lbs makes you look beefcake as fuck. Its like having cheat codes...

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago

So cute!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Go full Vegeta

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

This is kinda hilarious, poor dude.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Mommy issues latent in your case... well, try not to upset your mother

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

oversized hoodies

5'4"

why am I so childlike in their eyes??

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Time to get a second mother.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Consider switching to guys, I guess. Reasonably certain some of us would be down to lewd some short kings

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Guess he just needs to break both his arms

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Bro same