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[-] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

DM: okay barbarian roll for your Brain Dodge

Barbarian: IT'S INTRACRANIAL ATHLETICS!!

DM: whatever

Barbarian: just gotta develop the right muscles

Wizard: <snortle>

DM: we're all impressed with your physical dedication

Barbarian: EXTREME dedication

DM: yeah just roll your brains already

Rogue: his what dodge?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Thick skull: brain can block

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Undead: no need for brain, immune

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Brain parries and counter attacks!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Squid man is poisoned from dumb

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Those illithids were scary in The Dark Elf Trilogy.

this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2023

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